Wednesday, February 27, 2008

I Can't Handle the Truth!

I’ve been teased...er, I mean asked whether I’ll be posting a blog since I just returned from India for the second time and, being creatures of habit, it appears this is an expectation from my audience. To tell you the truth, I’m really not in the mood just yet. India messed with my head in a whole new way and has forced me to question quite a lot. So far, the answers are nowhere to be found, but I promise you when they do appear, I will share.

Until then, I will follow in the footsteps of a friend and leave you with light-hearted quotes and lessons from India…enjoy.

Quotes…
…Can I wear my Lungi on the plane?
…You WANT your coffee!
…Ees Okaay
…Who has the red ball?
…Jon, dude, I need 50 Rupees.
…Knock…Knock…Knock
…Let’s go on a trip….first we’ll go through Boston, then to Miami
…Please come
…Jon, can I borrow 100 Rupees?
…Tug…Tug…Tug
…TEEEAM!!!
…Can I bring a Nicaraguan?
…Thump…Thump…Thump
…Hey Jon, you got 80 Rupees?
…I’m keepin’ it solid
…Can you get out of it?
…HELLO!
…Seriously, I’m living in this when we get home.
…You used the bucket for what?!?

Light-Hearted Lessons…
…Moo Moos rock!!!
…Bridgete has magic hands.
...Stopping to smell the flowers is not always a good idea.
…Everyone poops (hopefully).
…Valerie will always win at Yahtzee.
…You can survive on hard-boiled eggs and bananas alone.
…Lizards are your friend.
...Advil Cold and Sinus cures everything.